Mothly Annoying

Today the tranquility of my sanctuary bedroom was breached by an invader.

I opened my eyes after my scheduled 4-hour afternoon nap to find this abomination watching me:

GAAH FUCK THIS THING HAS SIX FINGERS

After an initial period of wild panic, I realized it was a moth. It had the wings of an demonic spawn, its legs ending in barbed talons, its eyes red like the blood of children.

Even Godzilla raises his hands in defeat when confronted with this prick.

I evaluated my options and took the most sensible choice: Scream like a little girl and take refuge in the next room. But of course, I was not defeated. My room was not to be held prisoner by some overgrown butterfly from hell, putting its moth-y paws all over my PlayStation 3.

No! I recollected the Weaponry for Moth Attack and charged into battle with my fearsome battle cry:

"MOMMYYYYY"

(Dramatization)

Ours was an epic battle. There were wedgies and purple nurples, poked eyes and groin attacks, but finally the victory was mine, the invader banished from my territory.