miércoles, 8 de septiembre de 2010

Jump in the Bandwagon! "Burn a Quran Day"!

A wacko's made the headlines again, by being as much of an asshole as he can.

In September 11, and in the midst of all the bigots vs. another religion event of the month, Saint Pastor Terry Jones is attempting to set ablaze as many copies of the Quran as he can find. 'Cuz, you know, burning religious stuff totally harms a religion and its worshippers. Must be some kind of shared psychic pain or something.


Those evil anti-Christians!....wait.


Jones wrote a book titled "Islam is of the Devil," and the church sells coffee mugs and shirts featuring the phrase. "I mean ask yourself, have you ever really seen a really happy Muslim? As they're on the way to Mecca? As they gather together in the mosque on the floor? Does it look like a real religion of joy?" Jones asks in one of his YouTube posts. "No, to me it looks like a religion of the devil."


 The poor kid has never had anyone to burn his holy books for him.


Of course, setting a bunch of books on fire doesn't exactly propels you to sainthood, but still. They've thought of everything. They even have a little army to protect them just in case someone tries to rescue a book from the flames of righteousness.


Bring the children and we'll give them pocket Quran books so they can burn them too! =D


I'd rather like it if the event has a big assistance. Hopefully all the bigots in the country will assist. With all of these sickos in one place and a burning going on... we can hope, right?

3 comentarios:

Anónimo dijo...

I looked at the last picture and it seems that Angry Church is Angry, she doesn't like people burning stuff on her front lawn!

:D

Kaiser dijo...

Oh yeah, as a side note: The burnt stuff in the last pic were HARRY POTTER BOOKS. Yeah. Bad muggles.

Anónimo dijo...

Burning books is stupid, best left to stupid people, especially when you realize you have to buy books in order to burn them, thus making the author that much more money.